Had I the disposable income of a third world country ruled by a ruthless cabal of oil barons, mercenaries, and syphillitic socialites, I would buy this custom, man-sized tricycle. It doesn't look like it has the agility of a low-slung Big Wheel, but when you're rockin' this much style, you want to take your time. And seeing how it only has one gear, I'd also have 'Single and Sassy' airbrushed onto the downtube.
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Hey Dave,
Long time, no bomb. I dream of Sacha White's bikes at night. Mmmm, sexy.
You can tell that trike is built for speed by the way the rear wheels are angled in.
In addition to your airbrushing, I would recommend upgrading said vehicle with a basket to hold fruit and other snacks, as well as a brush-cutter, nitrous, and some kind of retractable blade mechanism to take out the unsuspecting pedestrians that give you "the look."
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